ROUTE DENIED
Kris Kross said it best in their 1992 hit, “I Missed the Bus” which goes a little like this:
I missed the bus.. I missed the bus..
I went to bed late but I didn’t think late would EFFECT ME
Early came around then late wouldn’t LET ME
Wake up—WAKE UP—so I can get dressed
I guess my body was mad ‘cause I gave it no rest
And when I finally did awake it was a quarter to 8:00
Jumped in the shower and I know I was late
But I ran down hill and I RUSHED RUSHED
I ran down the hill TRYIN TO CATCH THE BUS
Now I’m hopin to myself everything is cool
Standin on my block like a fool
But I’m all alone and the bus is gone
I missed the bus
I missed the bus
And that is somethin I will never ever ever do again
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For those of you who missed the finer things in life, such as Kris Kross, well, first off I feel sorry for you; second, you should know they wore their clothes backwards (trends these days can’t even touch that magic); and finally, google search that hot stuff already—its the year 2009—what else are we going to do with technology?
